adventures-in-the-impala

revrealness:

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

you’re hired

adventures-in-the-impala

inflictingfandom:

geekerypokery:

clearlyimapiratejohn:

isaisanisa:

komlin:

pick-up line: i’ll cosplay your otp with you

No, but seriously this worked for me

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10/10 would recommend

Me too, man. Me too. It works I swear to god. 

This: 

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Turned into this:

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Which eventually turned into this:

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A+ method my friends.

no for real tho

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My favourite part of all of these is I’m still genuinely uncertain as to every person’s gender. It’s adorable.

dauntlessshadowhuntress

itscherryamber:

amurrrka:

peace-love-sex-music:

STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.

VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.

PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL

THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN

WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS

HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.

WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.

Spread the word! Maybe one or two boys might actually get it.